"Never Before Seen" + "Just Where I Came In"

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My prompt table/list.

Claim: Nsync: Chris/Lance
Title: Never Before Seen
Author: Giddy, at The Geekdom and giddygeek
Characters: Nsync; Johnny; Ty, Paige, Frank, and Doug from Trading Spaces; sundry producers and cameramen
Prompt: 15 Crack!Fic
Rating: sex
Length: long
Brief summary: Chris and Justin decides that Nsync must be on Trading Spaces because it's the best television show ever. The result is predictably hilarious, from JC's seduction of Ty Pennington, to Justin and Joey's terror of Doug the designer, and Chris and Lance's wall painting efforts. It's a gloriously cracked-out story, where the characters, the storytelling, and the whole atmosphere is just the right amount over-the-top. The dialogue is hilarious, and the interaction among the guys are at at once laugh-out-loud funny, endearing, and heartwarming.

Chris and Justin are drunk when they decide that 'Trading Spaces' is the best television show ever, and they need to be on it right away, but not so drunk that they can't start making phone calls and convincing people that it'll be a really, really great publicity thing! For everyone! And ratings will soar! CDs will sell! It'll be awesome!

Verbal exclamation points prove to be very effective with all the management types. In one evening they have a tentative go-ahead - it's taken less than three hours. They aren't even sober again yet. But that's ok and maybe even to be expected; they try harder when they're drunk off their asses. It's not easy to remember that you're supposed to be cool when you can't feel your teeth.

Exclamation points and drunken pleading are less effective, however, with the other guys.

Link to the story: Never Before Seen


Claim: Nsync: Chris/Lance
Title: Just Where I Came In
Author: Rhys, at Experiment V and rhyssj
Characters: Nsync
Prompt: 43 Denial
Rating: R
Length: short/medium
Brief summary: It's all Chris' fault, planting himself in Lance's mind like that. Joking around on live television! Now Lance must make his body understand that he is not interested in Chris, not at all! Really! A very funny story about a totally-obsessed-and-in-denial Lance. While not one of Rhys' major stories, its wonderful blend of humour and warmth still makes it one of my personal favourites.

So. Chris' fault, really, for making Lance see things Lance shouldn't be seeing, like the fact that Chris looked great in turtlenecks or that Chris lifted with his back, not his knees, and in doing so, Chris' pants got really tight around his ass, and Lance was forced to look away and swallow loudly. Chris' fault for starting it all in the first place. On live television, no less.

Lance sipped at his morning coffee, reading the business section and afraid to look anywhere else. They never talked about his sex life - or lack thereof - in the business section. Stocks were nice and nonsexual, harmless. Chris could learn a lot from stocks.

It'd been almost a month since Chris set wheels in motion, putting himself firmly in Lance's mind and wholeheartedly refusing to go anywhere else. Lance even tried to get himself excited over JC, who was sexually lenient and flocked freely to any warm body. Chris was just joking - because Chris was a jokester, wasn't he? The funny man - and Lance needed to make his body understand that there would be no copulation with Chris Kirkpatrick. Ever.

Link to the story: Just Where I Came In