"Between A Cock And A Hard Place" & "Minnesotan Winter"

[turlough]

My prompt table/list.

Claim: Nsync: Lance Bass
Title: Between A Cock And A Hard Place
Author: Kate, at Index of Stand Alone Stories and sirkate
Characters: Lance, Nick Carter
Prompt: 25 Kink
Rating: explicit sex
Length: short/medium
Brief summary: I don't know if "fun with piercings" can really be classified as a kink, but this is such a fun and cracked-out story and the sex is really hot so I'm using it anyway :-)

He stumbled into the bathroom and prepared to piss. And screamed.

"What?" Nick yelled, scrambling for the sound. It was the kind of screaming reserved for teenies who want to marry you and raise llamas together, or pissed off boyfriends who want to pickle your dangly bits. Indeed, Lance was staring at his dangly bits. Nick stared, too. But who could help it? "Whoa."

Lance whimpered. "It never did anything to me. Why would I do that to it? Why, Nick! WHY!?" Lance would have liked to collapse in dramatic tears, but he still really had to piss. So he did. The stream spilt in two. "That's... fucked up."

Nick giggled.

Link to the story: Between A Cock And A Hard Place


Claim: Nsync: Lance Bass
Title: Minnesotan Winter
Author: Rhys, at Experiment V and rhyssj
Characters: Lance, Chris
Prompt: 34 Vacation
Rating: R
Length: medium
Brief summary: Chris takes Lance vacationing in snowy Minnesota. Lance is not impressed. Not at first at least. This story is so sweet and so much fun, it ranks very high on my list of comfort reads.

"Oh my god!" Lance cried. The interior decorator in him - which was loosely based on hours of watching Martha Stewart late at night during bouts of extreme insomnia - exploded with unbridled joy at the sight of the room. He ran to the bed and jumped on it. "God, Chris. You're so. Look at this place! How did you find it?"

"Lance, I hate to tell you this," Chris said, "but I think you might be gay."

Lance grinned and grabbed Chris when he passed to drop Lance's special feather pillow on his side of the bed. Chris bounced onto the mattress, and Lance climbed over him, smacking huge, wet kisses all over his face. "I love it! Do you understand? I love it!"

"I think I missed it. Can you -"

Chris' witty retort was swallowed by Lance's tongue as he pressed Chris to the bed with a kiss, holding him down by the hips. Lance let him up only because Lance wanted to check out the bathroom, so he ran off, buck naked, to look, leaving Chris well-kissed and sprawled.

Lance squealed. He tried to stop himself, even pressed his hands to his mouth, but it escaped, and he could hear Chris howling in the other room. Chris knew, he knew, Lance's secret weakness was sexy interior design. It's why they lived at Lance's place. Chris thought hanging beer posters on the wall counted as classy.

Link to the story: Minnesotan Winter or here

Comments

[ereini0n.livejournal.com]

The prompt *list* is such a great idea! Mind if I steal it? My LJ simply refuses to make a table....

[turlough]

Thank you! Feel free to use the idea. I really disliked the original table layout and came up with this one for my first round of recs. Of course, it's really a table too, but you don't have to make one for the idea to work.