Double Dare, Dancing Queen
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Claim: Harry Potter (General Series)
Title: Double Dare
Author: Silvia Kundera
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Prompt: Reccer's Choice
Rating: PG
Length: Long
Brief summary: Draco really doesn't like being told what to do. And he's just been told to avoid Harry Potter. Of course he does exactly the opposite.
Harry didn't think of something, which Draco supposed shouldn't be too surprising. There was a reason, of course, that this was the undesirable crowd. If they were capable of fun, all of his illusions and certainties about life would have been irrevocably shattered.
And then he might have had to experience a "change of heart", become an honorable Gryffindor, and start giving alms to the poor and his old robes to beggars in dark alleys. And that sort of thing only got a person viciously stabbed, at any rate.
Link to the story: Double Dare
Claim: Harry Potter (General Series)
Title: Dancing Queen
Author: Maya
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Prompt: Denial.
Rating: PG-13
Length: Long
Brief summary: I love this story like little girls love tiny furry mammals: with a wholehearted glee that leads my voice to lift itself to previously unimaginably lofty registers, the better to burst the eardrums of insufficiently excited bystanders. It...Dudley! In leather pants! Forcing Harry to go to a gay club with him! Where they meet Blaise Zabini and Draco Malfoy! And then, impossibly, it gets better! And if you think those exclamation marks are excessive, you have clearly not read this story.
“Are you straight?” Malfoy inquired suddenly.
“Yes,” Harry said in fear and with all the vehemence he could summon up.
Malfoy beamed. “What a coincidence,” he said. “Me too.”
“Oh God, not another one,” Dudley said.
Blaise made an exasperated noise. “No you’re not, Draco.”
“Am too,” Malfoy asserted.
“Draco, you were just dancing onstage and being smeared with glitter as a drag queen licked your bellybutton!”
Malfoy examined his silver fingernails. “So? So what? I’m experimenting. It’s perfectly normal. My father said so.”
“Yeah, your father would,” Blaise said. “Does he always stroke up people’s legs with his cane?”
“Look, he’s a tactile person!” Malfoy snapped.
“With his phallic symbol?”
Link to the story: Dancing Queen
Title: Double Dare
Author: Silvia Kundera
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Prompt: Reccer's Choice
Rating: PG
Length: Long
Brief summary: Draco really doesn't like being told what to do. And he's just been told to avoid Harry Potter. Of course he does exactly the opposite.
Harry didn't think of something, which Draco supposed shouldn't be too surprising. There was a reason, of course, that this was the undesirable crowd. If they were capable of fun, all of his illusions and certainties about life would have been irrevocably shattered.
And then he might have had to experience a "change of heart", become an honorable Gryffindor, and start giving alms to the poor and his old robes to beggars in dark alleys. And that sort of thing only got a person viciously stabbed, at any rate.
Link to the story: Double Dare
Claim: Harry Potter (General Series)
Title: Dancing Queen
Author: Maya
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Prompt: Denial.
Rating: PG-13
Length: Long
Brief summary: I love this story like little girls love tiny furry mammals: with a wholehearted glee that leads my voice to lift itself to previously unimaginably lofty registers, the better to burst the eardrums of insufficiently excited bystanders. It...Dudley! In leather pants! Forcing Harry to go to a gay club with him! Where they meet Blaise Zabini and Draco Malfoy! And then, impossibly, it gets better! And if you think those exclamation marks are excessive, you have clearly not read this story.
“Are you straight?” Malfoy inquired suddenly.
“Yes,” Harry said in fear and with all the vehemence he could summon up.
Malfoy beamed. “What a coincidence,” he said. “Me too.”
“Oh God, not another one,” Dudley said.
Blaise made an exasperated noise. “No you’re not, Draco.”
“Am too,” Malfoy asserted.
“Draco, you were just dancing onstage and being smeared with glitter as a drag queen licked your bellybutton!”
Malfoy examined his silver fingernails. “So? So what? I’m experimenting. It’s perfectly normal. My father said so.”
“Yeah, your father would,” Blaise said. “Does he always stroke up people’s legs with his cane?”
“Look, he’s a tactile person!” Malfoy snapped.
“With his phallic symbol?”
Link to the story: Dancing Queen