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rec50My Sheppard/McKay rec50 table.
Claim: Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Title: swap/meet
Author: rosemending (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Characters: Sheppard/McKay
Prompt: 15 - Crack!fic
Rating: Mature
Length: short
Brief summary: Hmm. Rather than go for the high-brow stuff, I went for the crackiest crack!fic I could find. Nothing rational and reasonable like wings or tails or unicorns, or favorite fannish cliches like waking up in the wrong body or with the wrong gender, or alternate dimension versions of a character having sex with each other. No, no, no. Too tame, I say. Let's get something that's really out there, yet bizarrely hooked into canon, and is a heck of a lot of fun.
So, swap/meet. Because nothing says crack!fic like a wandering penis story.
John stood stiffly but bravely for the Asgard beam.
Rodney, who had a much better idea of the physics involved in the process, clutched his genitals tightly.
The beam was never meant to function internally within a ship.
Which explains why, that night, Rodney screamed when he went to the bathroom.
Link to the story: swap/meet
Claim: Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Title: swap/meet
Author: rosemending (
rosemending)Characters: Sheppard/McKay
Prompt: 15 - Crack!fic
Rating: Mature
Length: short
Brief summary: Hmm. Rather than go for the high-brow stuff, I went for the crackiest crack!fic I could find. Nothing rational and reasonable like wings or tails or unicorns, or favorite fannish cliches like waking up in the wrong body or with the wrong gender, or alternate dimension versions of a character having sex with each other. No, no, no. Too tame, I say. Let's get something that's really out there, yet bizarrely hooked into canon, and is a heck of a lot of fun.
So, swap/meet. Because nothing says crack!fic like a wandering penis story.
John stood stiffly but bravely for the Asgard beam.
Rodney, who had a much better idea of the physics involved in the process, clutched his genitals tightly.
The beam was never meant to function internally within a ship.
Which explains why, that night, Rodney screamed when he went to the bathroom.
Link to the story: swap/meet
