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These are both Veela!Draco fics, because I have a bit of a weakness for them. :)

My Harry/Draco rec table.

Claim: Harry Potter, Harry/Draco
Title: The Obligatory 'Draco is a Veela' Story that Every HP Fanfiction Author has to Write. Author: [livejournal.com profile] mahaliem
Characters: Harry, Draco, and the rest of Hogwarts
Prompt: 12. Humor
Rating: PG-13
Length: Long
Brief summary: This is flat-out one of the funniest stories I have ever read, in any fandom or any pairing. Just rereading it in preperation for this rec, I was not two paragraphs in before I was laughing so hard I was snorting. By the time I finished it, my stomach was hurting.



The summer before seventh year, Lucius told Draco that he was part Veela. He also informed him that this was the age when his powers of attraction should be manifesting. Draco had suspected something was up when he was continuingly forced to pull house elves off of his body. He would be walking through the manor when... Splat... a house elf would be stuck to his leg. This was no fun. At least for him. The house elves didn't seem to mind.



Link to the story: http://www.livejournal.com/users/mahaliem/93133.html

Claim: Harry Potter, Harry/Draco
Title: A Consummation Devoutly to be Wished
Author: Mirabelle
Characters: Harry, Draco, the rest of Hogwarts
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic
Rating: NC-17
Length: Long
Brief summary: This story is again very, very funny. If you like the first one, you'll probably like this one too. Plus, it has the added bonus of being really, really quite hot. And funny, at the same time! The writing is good, as well, and on the whole it's a highly entertaining read. :)


"Sorry, boss," Crabbe said mildly, offended not in the least by Potter's reaction. "It's just you said to hit you if you looked like you were... um..."

"Forming an eternal mystical mating-for-life soul bond with someone who's not wearing a Slytherin tie," Goyle added helpfully.

[...]

"Wait, wait, wait! " the mudblood shouted, waving her arms imperiously. "What's going on? Malfoy, why did you kiss Harry? Harry, why in the world did you kiss him back? Crabbe, Goyle, what are you – oh, never mind; Malfoy, what are they talking about?"

Draco sat up, grabbed Granger's school tie in his fist, and used it as a handle to yank her closer, ignoring the Weasel's murderous howl. "Granger," he said between his teeth. "Potter and I are forming a mystical mating-for-life soul bond. Make it stop or I'll turn you into a bad case of genital warts!"



Link to the story: http://theguestroom.houseofhobbits.com/hp/Consummation.html