Bedtime Stories, Self-Reliance
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Claim: Naruto: Sasuke
Title: Bedtime Stories
Author: Sunfreak
Characters: Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Naruto, Iruka
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic
Rating: PG-13
Length: Medium
Brief Summary: Sometimes family isn't what you would expect it to be, or ever WANT it to be. And sometimes, with that, comes porn for a bedtime story.
"Watch your mouth, Naruto-chan, or no ramen for supper tomorrow," Kakashi scolded.
"Oh, you did NOT just call me 'Naruto-CHAN'!" the blonde fumed, struggling to escape the bedroll.
"I was serious about the ramen, you know," Kakashi told him pointedly.
Naruto instantly wilted and burrowed back into his sleeping bag. "I'll be good, Otou-sama," he promised in a small voice.
"Pushover," Sasuke grumbled as Sakura muffled a giggle.
"Oh, shut up," Naruto growled, glaring at Sasuke.
"You two ought to get under the covers also," Kakashi advised, wagging a finger at them. "It'll be getting cold out soon."
"Don't tell me that," Sasuke said flatly. "I'm not an infant."
Kakashi turned around and expertly wrapped him up just as tightly as Naruto. "But you'll always be little Sasuke-chan to me!" he chirped sweetly, smiling down at the shocked boy and kissing his forehead.
Link to the Story: Bedtime Stories
Claim: Naruto: Sasuke
Title: Self-Reliance
Author: Imbrium Iridum,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
theninjakitty
Characters: Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi with appearances by others.
Prompt: 10. Fandom cliche
Rating: Pg-13/R
Length: Epic
Brief Summary: Sasuke wants to continue on his family line and Naruto, much to Naruto's surprise, is going to help him do just that in more ways than one. Poor Naruto.
Every good ninja deserves a holiday once in a while. Though ninja contracts through Kohona village don’t explicitly set guidelines for holidays (as evil is not particularly good at pre-scheduling when and where it attacks), it was a generally well-known fact that loopholes existed. A ninja could easily say that he or she was going out on a “training mission”, when in all reality they were going off to relax in some other village. It was the most well known secret among ninja--when a burnt out friend said that they were going out for a “training mission”, other ninja would nod, laugh, and get on with their own missions.
Sasuke had never taken advantage of the “training mission” excuse before. Usually, when he said he was going to go off on his own to train, that was exactly what he was going to do. He enjoyed working missions, and there was the whole fact that he had to travel his path of hatred and stoic strength in order to kill his brother, blah, blah, blah. Sasuke had never had a reason to leave Kohona before. He usually had nothing to hide, nothing that the ever-present paparazzi of teenage girls didn’t know about him.
But that was before he’d put The Plan into action, which left him incapacitated as far as completing usual missions went. In fact, Sasuke believed he was doing Kohona a favor by leaving--it wasn’t like he could do any serious B or A ranked missions in the shape he currently was. It was just easier if they didn’t know what was happening to Kohona’s former Number One Rookie.
It was a very nice sort of holiday, though. Under the alias of Umichi Satori (like some kind of rock star, an Uchiha could not travel anywhere without some glimmer of recognition and a flock of appreciative fangirls), he’d left Kohona for a neighboring non-ninja village, where his family had owned a summerhouse. His first month of the vacation had revolved around cleaning and renovating the dilapidated house--it’d lain empty for over just over a decade, and the dust bunnies had evolved into ferocious beasts. It’d taken a month of ceiling repairs and Scrubbing-Bubbles-no-jutsu to make it habitable, and another month of laundry and merciless beatings on the heating system to make it comfortable. After all that work, Sasuke had finally started to enjoy his six-month hiatus as a “training” ninja.
And that took him to the morning The Plan failed him.
Link to the Story: Link One and Link Two
Claim: Naruto: Sasuke
Title: Bedtime Stories
Author: Sunfreak
Characters: Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Naruto, Iruka
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic
Rating: PG-13
Length: Medium
Brief Summary: Sometimes family isn't what you would expect it to be, or ever WANT it to be. And sometimes, with that, comes porn for a bedtime story.
"Watch your mouth, Naruto-chan, or no ramen for supper tomorrow," Kakashi scolded.
"Oh, you did NOT just call me 'Naruto-CHAN'!" the blonde fumed, struggling to escape the bedroll.
"I was serious about the ramen, you know," Kakashi told him pointedly.
Naruto instantly wilted and burrowed back into his sleeping bag. "I'll be good, Otou-sama," he promised in a small voice.
"Pushover," Sasuke grumbled as Sakura muffled a giggle.
"Oh, shut up," Naruto growled, glaring at Sasuke.
"You two ought to get under the covers also," Kakashi advised, wagging a finger at them. "It'll be getting cold out soon."
"Don't tell me that," Sasuke said flatly. "I'm not an infant."
Kakashi turned around and expertly wrapped him up just as tightly as Naruto. "But you'll always be little Sasuke-chan to me!" he chirped sweetly, smiling down at the shocked boy and kissing his forehead.
Link to the Story: Bedtime Stories
Claim: Naruto: Sasuke
Title: Self-Reliance
Author: Imbrium Iridum,
theninjakitty Characters: Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi with appearances by others.
Prompt: 10. Fandom cliche
Rating: Pg-13/R
Length: Epic
Brief Summary: Sasuke wants to continue on his family line and Naruto, much to Naruto's surprise, is going to help him do just that in more ways than one. Poor Naruto.
Every good ninja deserves a holiday once in a while. Though ninja contracts through Kohona village don’t explicitly set guidelines for holidays (as evil is not particularly good at pre-scheduling when and where it attacks), it was a generally well-known fact that loopholes existed. A ninja could easily say that he or she was going out on a “training mission”, when in all reality they were going off to relax in some other village. It was the most well known secret among ninja--when a burnt out friend said that they were going out for a “training mission”, other ninja would nod, laugh, and get on with their own missions.
Sasuke had never taken advantage of the “training mission” excuse before. Usually, when he said he was going to go off on his own to train, that was exactly what he was going to do. He enjoyed working missions, and there was the whole fact that he had to travel his path of hatred and stoic strength in order to kill his brother, blah, blah, blah. Sasuke had never had a reason to leave Kohona before. He usually had nothing to hide, nothing that the ever-present paparazzi of teenage girls didn’t know about him.
But that was before he’d put The Plan into action, which left him incapacitated as far as completing usual missions went. In fact, Sasuke believed he was doing Kohona a favor by leaving--it wasn’t like he could do any serious B or A ranked missions in the shape he currently was. It was just easier if they didn’t know what was happening to Kohona’s former Number One Rookie.
It was a very nice sort of holiday, though. Under the alias of Umichi Satori (like some kind of rock star, an Uchiha could not travel anywhere without some glimmer of recognition and a flock of appreciative fangirls), he’d left Kohona for a neighboring non-ninja village, where his family had owned a summerhouse. His first month of the vacation had revolved around cleaning and renovating the dilapidated house--it’d lain empty for over just over a decade, and the dust bunnies had evolved into ferocious beasts. It’d taken a month of ceiling repairs and Scrubbing-Bubbles-no-jutsu to make it habitable, and another month of laundry and merciless beatings on the heating system to make it comfortable. After all that work, Sasuke had finally started to enjoy his six-month hiatus as a “training” ninja.
And that took him to the morning The Plan failed him.
Link to the Story: Link One and Link Two
