"Horny" & "It's Like Your Hand"

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My prompt table/list.

Claim: Nsync: general
Prompt: 15 Crack!Fic
Title: Horny
Author: Pen, at Pen's Nest and pensnest
Rating: PG13
Length: medium
Brief summary: This is such an adorably cracked-out story from the early days in Germany. A unicorn suddenly shows up and takes a liking to Lance, how are they to get rid of it before Lou explodes?

Excerpt: Chris went out for a while after the show, because he wasn't going to let anyone think he might be running out of stamina, but his heart really wasn't in it. In fact, he was pondering just what might be done about Lance's unicorn, given that Lou would be with them tomorrow and really, Lance had enough problems with Lou, who didn't seem to care how much effort Lance had put in to catching up with the four professionals in the group, who only noticed that Lance's dancing wasn't as sure and fluid as Justin's yet (and hell, that was true of everybody in the world except JC), and tended to shake his head and frown a lot when he looked at Lance. The presence of a unicorn... Well. There was no knowing quite how Lou would react, but it probably wouldn't be good.

The best thing, Chris felt, would be to make sure that the unicorn was no longer a presence in Lance's life.

He toyed for a while with the notion of obtaining outside help for this task, but on the whole, he concluded, if you wanted a job done properly, it was best to do it yourself. Besides, it was just possible Lance wouldn't care to have someone, um, brought in.

Also, Chris was not that altruistic.

Link to the story: Horny or here


Claim: Nsync: general
Prompt: 33 Crossover
Title: It's Like Your Hand
Author: Giddy, at The Geekdom and giddygeek
Rating: -
Length: medium
Brief summary: An accident with an iPod and and Ancient toaster have unexpected results, letting Nsync spread their own special sort of mayhem in the Pegasus galaxy. This is such a typical Giddy story, hysterically funny, with wonderful dialouge, and a bit of seriousness tempering the hilarity.

Excerpt: "I like your hair," Sheppard said to the one with black and white braids. "Did it take long to put all those in?"

"For God's sake, Sheppard, Elizabeth is not going to let you grow your hair out so you can hide knives in it." Rodney waved a soldering iron at him. "This is Atlantis, but we still follow the regulations!"

Sheppard raised an eyebrow at him. The one with the hair narrowed his eyes and said, "Atlantis?" The other one with the hair, tight and curly like a sheep's pelt, said, "This is a resort?" Rodney said, "Well, all right, so we relaxed the regulations a little - Elizabeth still knows you'd accidentally slice your own throat!" and Miko, who had been clearing her throat quietly, trying to get someone's attention, finally just yelled, "We have another problem!"

"Oh, what now?" Rodney said, turning on her, and she slipped out of range of the soldering iron, watching him warily.

"This is not just NSYNC. This is NSYNC from the past," she said. "1998. Perhaps early 1999."

Everyone stared at her, and she cleared her throat again. "I can tell by their hair," she murmured quietly, and backed further away to stand behind Simpson.

Link to the story: It's Like Your Hand