"A Lot to Be Upset About" and "Moonlighting"

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My Table of Fire and Ice Prompts

Claim: Harry Potter: Draco/Ginny
Title:A Lot to Be Upset About
Author: epicyclical
Characters:Everyone at Hogwarts
Prompt:Crack!Fic.
Rating:PG13
Length: short
Brief summary: Harry has a lot to be upset about... the inspiration was both Harry's angry characterization in OOtP and reaction to it, especially as regards his speaking in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. The pairing is Draco/Ginny though she is seen with several partners through the fic. Severe parody. SO... yes, I chose it for Crack!Fic... it is really a whole lot of fun.


"I KNOW," Draco wailed. "She is skanky with everyone but me! What have I done wrong? How can I win her cheap and sluttish heart?"
The mirror sighed again. "Swear you aren't going to throw another hairbrush?"
Draco crossed his fingers behind his back. "I swear."
"Try leather trousers," the mirror murmured. "All girls like leather trousers."
"I haven't got any bloody leather trousers," Draco said, disgusted.
"You could borrow Millicent's chaps and Transfigure them," the mirror suggested brightly.
"Millicent has chaps?"
"Yes. Also a gimp mask."
Draco was struck dumb with awe. "Who'd have thought?"


Link to the story:
A Lot to Be Upset About


Claim: Harry Potter: Draco/Ginny
Title:Moonlighting
Author:sarea_okelani
Characters:Draco, Ginny, Harry
Prompt:Jealousy
Rating:NC17
Length: short
Brief summary: Things are rarely what they appear. Includes Polyjuice Potion and raspberries... This could have totally been for betrayal, break-up, sex, but I though Harry made this category PERFECT for this fic!


"Ah ah, Ginny," he scolded, sliding a rough finger through her folds. She was so wet she could hear him doing it, and it was embarrassing but she didn't want him to stop. "Beg me." His eyes had darkened to the point that she could no longer make out their cool green color.
"Please..." The word trembled on her lips.
"Not good enough. Who knows when you'll be this agreeable again? I want you to say, 'Please fuck me with your long, hard cock.' Can you do that, Ginny?"
"I can't say that," she said, feeling heat in her neck and face just from hearing him say it.
"Well, I'm afraid I can't do it, then." And he took his hands from her.
Ginny felt the loss in every cell in her being. Just do what he says! her mind shrieked. "Please fuck me with your long, hard cock," she said in a barely audible tone, then added for good measure, "Harry."
He scowled. "Did I say you could improvise?"

Link to the story:
Moonlighting