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rec50Claim: Harry Potter (General Series)
Title: Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition
Author: Mirabella
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Prompt: Vacation.
Rating: R
Length: Epic
Brief summary: Harry goes on vacation and, of course, gets into trouble. He then wakes up tied to a bed in St. Mungo's, a vampire. With Malfoy there, taunting him. And then it gets worse. Well, worse for Harry; so much better for us. This is seriously the best vampire!Harry story I've ever read. It's funny, and almost ridiculously hot.
"Hermione, come on, now you've gone mental. I can't stand Malfoy. He's a pointy git with a stupid drawl. And anyway, I like girls," he added virtuously.
Hermione, curse her, actually gasped. "Harry James Potter, God'll strike you dead for telling lies like that!"
"I didn't know you were religious," Harry said sourly.
"There are times," Hermione told him, "when no one is an atheist. In foxholes, on one's deathbed, and when Harry Potter claims to be straight."
Link to the story: Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition
Title: Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition
Author: Mirabella
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Prompt: Vacation.
Rating: R
Length: Epic
Brief summary: Harry goes on vacation and, of course, gets into trouble. He then wakes up tied to a bed in St. Mungo's, a vampire. With Malfoy there, taunting him. And then it gets worse. Well, worse for Harry; so much better for us. This is seriously the best vampire!Harry story I've ever read. It's funny, and almost ridiculously hot.
"Hermione, come on, now you've gone mental. I can't stand Malfoy. He's a pointy git with a stupid drawl. And anyway, I like girls," he added virtuously.
Hermione, curse her, actually gasped. "Harry James Potter, God'll strike you dead for telling lies like that!"
"I didn't know you were religious," Harry said sourly.
"There are times," Hermione told him, "when no one is an atheist. In foxholes, on one's deathbed, and when Harry Potter claims to be straight."
Link to the story: Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition
