"Faking It" and "Staring Competition"
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Claim: Smallville, Clark Kent
Title: Faking It
Author: Suz
Characters: Clark, Lex
Prompt: 10. Fandom Cliché
Rating: NC-17
Length: Long
Brief summary: Clark needs Lex’s help to avoid a girl. I can’t even describe how awesome this fic is. It takes the pretending-to-be-gay cliché and makes it so much more! It’s funny and suspenseful and sexy and wonderful.
"Maybe," Lex shrugged, smiling. Reaching the door, he made a point of opening it for Clark before looking up at him. "Goodnight, sweetheart. See you tomorrow." He was grinning broadly, a vivid reminder of exactly why he should never have MSG's.
And really, it was cute that Lex was having so much fun with it, so Clark decided he didn't mind. "You too, honeybun."
Clark made it an entire step outside of the door before there was a hand on his arm, tugging him back round.
"No one calls me honeybun and gets away unpunished," Lex murmured, and then he was pulling Clark closer, pressing a firm kiss to his left cheek, and slamming the door shut.
As he stumbled blankly towards the elevator, Clark wondered if running at superspeed with a hard on would create drag issues.
Lex would probably know, but then Clark would have to explain about the whole alien thing and then the whole hard on thing and...oh yeah. He had to actually press the button for the elevator to arrive.
Link to the story: Faking It
Claim: Smallville, Clark Kent
Title: Staring Competition
Author: Wileykit
Characters: Clark, Pete, Chloe
Prompt: 8. Friendship
Rating: PG-13
Length: Medium (on the shorter side of medium, really)
Brief summary: “Clark and Pete have a staring competition. That’s it.” OK, another funny one for the first day. A cute little friendship fic, with a good vibe between the three characters. Learn things you never wanted to know about Clark and Pete!
"Not always," Pete said in his Forrest Gump voice, the one almost always guaranteed to make Clark laugh, "I seem to remember one occasion when I was the winner."
Nothing. Dammit.
"Pete, a bug flew into my eye. You know that. I don’t know why you just can’t accept that I am clearly the superior staremeister."
"Staremeister?" Pete heard Chloe thump to the floor. "Is that even a word?"
"Yes." Said Pete and Clark.
"Riiiight," Said Chloe. "Just like ‘self slappage’ and ‘bazoombas’?"
"Bazoombas is a word!" Said Pete, defensively, "In fact, it’s one of my favorites!"
Link to the story: Staring Competition
Claim: Smallville, Clark Kent
Title: Faking It
Author: Suz
Characters: Clark, Lex
Prompt: 10. Fandom Cliché
Rating: NC-17
Length: Long
Brief summary: Clark needs Lex’s help to avoid a girl. I can’t even describe how awesome this fic is. It takes the pretending-to-be-gay cliché and makes it so much more! It’s funny and suspenseful and sexy and wonderful.
"Maybe," Lex shrugged, smiling. Reaching the door, he made a point of opening it for Clark before looking up at him. "Goodnight, sweetheart. See you tomorrow." He was grinning broadly, a vivid reminder of exactly why he should never have MSG's.
And really, it was cute that Lex was having so much fun with it, so Clark decided he didn't mind. "You too, honeybun."
Clark made it an entire step outside of the door before there was a hand on his arm, tugging him back round.
"No one calls me honeybun and gets away unpunished," Lex murmured, and then he was pulling Clark closer, pressing a firm kiss to his left cheek, and slamming the door shut.
As he stumbled blankly towards the elevator, Clark wondered if running at superspeed with a hard on would create drag issues.
Lex would probably know, but then Clark would have to explain about the whole alien thing and then the whole hard on thing and...oh yeah. He had to actually press the button for the elevator to arrive.
Link to the story: Faking It
Claim: Smallville, Clark Kent
Title: Staring Competition
Author: Wileykit
Characters: Clark, Pete, Chloe
Prompt: 8. Friendship
Rating: PG-13
Length: Medium (on the shorter side of medium, really)
Brief summary: “Clark and Pete have a staring competition. That’s it.” OK, another funny one for the first day. A cute little friendship fic, with a good vibe between the three characters. Learn things you never wanted to know about Clark and Pete!
"Not always," Pete said in his Forrest Gump voice, the one almost always guaranteed to make Clark laugh, "I seem to remember one occasion when I was the winner."
Nothing. Dammit.
"Pete, a bug flew into my eye. You know that. I don’t know why you just can’t accept that I am clearly the superior staremeister."
"Staremeister?" Pete heard Chloe thump to the floor. "Is that even a word?"
"Yes." Said Pete and Clark.
"Riiiight," Said Chloe. "Just like ‘self slappage’ and ‘bazoombas’?"
"Bazoombas is a word!" Said Pete, defensively, "In fact, it’s one of my favorites!"
Link to the story: Staring Competition
