"On a Man and His Penis" and "Thirty Miles"

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BIG DAMN TABLE.

Claim: X-Men Movieverse, Rogue
Title: "On a Man and His Penis"
Author: Jenn at Indulgence and seperis.
Characters: Wolverine/Rogue, a Penis (no, seriously)
Prompt: 35. Threesome
Rating: NC-17
Length: medium
Brief summary: It wouldn't surprise me if Logan's penis really did act on its own volition and take part in Serious Conversations between a man and woman. This is hilariously funny, and written in a dialogue style, which I am such a sucker for. The Penis really steals the show, though I think Logan and his bumbling possessiveness come a close second.

"Do you ever stop thinkin' of sex?"

"Is that a trick question?"

"Yeah. I mean, no. Shit. Hands down, baby. Okay. We need to talk."

"Sugar--" < Wheedling. >

"Hands. Down. Listen, I was thinking--"

"Was it hard?" < vague innuendo, groping. Logan's wondering if talk is really necessary >

"I was thinking that we need to--Marie, baby, God...right there--fuck. No." < Pins her down under him while she grins >

< Enter Penis. >

"Still wanna talk?" < shimmying of hips. Penis likes this and shows it. >

"Okay. I was thinking about this for awhile--oh GOD, baby, yes. Lift your--oh yes. Yes. Fuck. Marie, I think you--fuck Marie!" < flips him on his back, giggles > "Shit, baby, can you just listen?"

"Do I need my mouth to listen?" < obvious innuendo while Logan debates Talking Versus Oral Sex. Talking is winning by a bare margin. >

"Look--yeah, baby--I had this idea. That, you know--we--oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yes..." < Logan is close to giving this up. Spits it out. >"What's your choice? Marriage or adoption?"

< At which time, Marie lets penis fall from gaping mouth, much to Logan's dismay, as well as Penis'. >

"ADOPTION OR MARRIAGE?" < Logan glances down at mishandled sexual equipment and really wishes he'd waited until after. Penis twitches sadly. >

Link to the story: On a Man and His Penis



Claim: X-Men Movieverse, Rogue
Title: "Thirty Miles"
Author: Katherine at Skin Deep and misskatherine.
Characters: Wolverine, Rogue
Prompt: 36. Family
Rating: PG
Length: medium
Brief summary: Rogue decides to visit her family back in Mississippi, and takes a road trip on her own to do it. Logan, of course, gives her the space she needs but still somehow gives her what she needs. I also like that Katherine gives more background about Rogue's parents and doesn't make them out to be monsters, but instead as real people who have flaws and had a hard time handling a rough situation.

I mean, I was the one who told him, over and over, that I could do this on my own. That I *needed* to go alone. I actually said that bringing him along would only make a complicated situation that much tougher for everyone involved. I have to do this alone, thanks for the offer to come with me, blah blah blah. I remember rolling my eyes more than once throughout that last conversation.

Blowing him off after all he's done for me? If I were in his shoes, I'd have told me to go fuck myself and been done with it. Logan just looked at me, though, eyebrow arched as he took a slow drag off his cigar while he studied me.

"Take care of yourself, kid," he finally said, aiming the smoke away from my face. "And do me a favor, will ya? When you need me, you call me. Trouble seems to have a way of finding you."

Link to the story: Thirty Miles (link takes you to an archive, because the site page isn't up.)