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Claim: Marvel comics
Prompt: Crack!fic
Title: Sexy Sexy
Author: [personal profile] schmevil
Rating:
G
Length:
short
Brief summary:
The last line is a killer.
Link:
Sexy Sexy


Claim:
Marvel comics
Prompt: Teamwork
Title: A Most Fortunate Geometry
Author [archiveofourown.org profile] nenena
Rating: PG
Length: long
Brief summary:  It feels like the comics, only better.
Link: A Most Fortunate Geometry

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[personal profile] nickygabriel
Claim: Starsky & Hutch (TV) – general
Prompt: #15 crack!fic
Title: Decorated for Death (AU)
Author: Beano Smart
Rating: R (WARNING: CONTENT MAY BE VERY DISTURBING)
Length: 900K
Brief summary: Hutch is in his lowest low. He lost everything and what he still had he sold to his Owners. His body, his soul, his past and future. There is only one person who could save him. But it is Hutch’s next assignment – to kill that person and be rewarded with the greatest prize – heroin. The story begins when Hutch kills Starsky.
Link: http://starskyhutcharchive.com/starskyhutchgen/classics/DFD/DFDindex.htm

Excerpt: I went out and killed for the drugs -- not for the food, or the shelter, or the gold clasps, but for the drugs. )
[identity profile] piscaria.livejournal.com
Here is my table.

Claim: Merlin (BBC), Merlin/Arthur
Prompt: #15, Crack Fic
Title:How Merlin Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Arthur His Destiny
Author: [livejournal.com profile] mint_amaretto
Rating: 18+
Length: Medium (9,140 words)
Brief summary: Everyone in the cursed kingdom of Camelot is gay. No, really. This is delightfully hilarious and campy. The first time I read it, I lost it somewhere in the second scene, and kept chuckling all the way through to the end.
excerpt )
Link:LJ
[identity profile] magician114.livejournal.com

Claim: The Sentinel: general series
Prompt: Crackfic
Title: Licked to Death
Author: Punk and Sab
Rating: PG
Length: short
Brief summary: I don’t actually come across a lot of crack!fic in TS, so when I saw this I jumped on it to share with you! It’s a cross with the X-Files, so right away you know that bizarre is the order of the day. Jim’s senses are cranked up to the nth degree, causing mayhem, and it will take Scully, Mulder and Blair to figure out what’s happening. Please don’t try to make sense of it – it will only make your head hurt. Just enjoy it at face value and move along.
Link: Licked to Death
[identity profile] arkred.livejournal.com
Claim: Transformers
Title: Prowl and Sideswipe's Excellent Adventure
Author: CrimsonStarlight
Characters: Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, random decepticons and half the Ark.
Prompt: 37. Make-up
Rating: PG-13
Length: 5 chapters. Complete.
Brief summary: G1. Sort-of-slash: Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and with a little addition of high grade, Ratchet's collection of blackmail material suddenly grows exponentially.
Excerpt: “If you value your spark, never refer to my brother in the female gender ever again." Sunstreaker snarled, then spun back to face Ratchet and glared. "You! Why aren't you doing anything?!"

"As I said, the blackmail material I'm getting is worth just waiting for things to play out."


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Claim: Transformers
Title: Vacations Aren't Evil
Author: CrimsonStarlight
Characters: Starscream, Prowl.
Prompt: 34. Vacation
Rating: PG
Length: Short. One-shot
Brief summary: G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Excerpt: "Oh, I know!" Starscream suddenly announced from where he was lying flat on the ground during one of those wishful discussions. "If - if Megatron had to listen to me...I'd tell him to give me a vacation! And - not one of those 'You have betrayed me again, Starscream! Now I am going to shoot you in the back and exile you!' vacations!" Prowl, leaning against a nearby tree, snickered slightly at Starscream's passable imitation of Megatron's voice.
"You consider those vacations?" the Autobot asked.
"Closest I've ever gotten! Un-unlike you Autoboobs, we don't get vacation time!" Starscream retorted. "Because...vacation time isn't evil!" Prowl snorted.


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Claim: Transformers
Title: Ghosts of Cybertron
Author: Childofatlantis and Raisedbymoogles
Characters: Rodimus, Starscream, Skyfire, Galvatron and to many more to put here.
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic
Rating: PG-13
Length: 11 chapters. Complete.
Brief summary: G2. What with exorcisms, possession, and the occasional kidnapping, it's a wonder Rodimus Prime gets any work done. Especially with a ghostly Starscream making trouble around the base. But when the stirring of Cybertron's restless dead isn't limited to sarcastic ex-Seekers... Who you gonna call?

Contains an assortment of pairings, general bot-sluttery, crack, humour, and Decepticon/Autobot... 'alliances'. And Starscream. Lots and lots of Starscream.
Excerpt: "Quickly!" Perceptor declared, and turned toward the source of the sound with his ghost-detecting equipment clutched to his chest. "We must get to the source before the ghost activity subsides!" He took off at a run, Skyfire and Silverbolt in hot pursuit, the Twins trailing after. Rodimus and Jazz were left behind with Starscream, blinking in shock.

"Is it my imagination, gentlemechs," Jazz said slowly, "or have we stumbled into one hell of a Twilight Zone?"

"What, you take me in stride, but Ratchet and Prowl are something to get excited about?" Starscream scoffed. "Prowl can't even get poltergeist activity right!"

Rodimus peeked over his desk. "But I like Prowl's poltergeist activity," he murmured. "He even found my Slinky."


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Claim: Transformers
Title: No Longer Mourn
Author: Tyra King
Characters: Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, First Aid.
Prompt:14. Loss
Rating: PG-13, Note: Kleenex warning.
Length: One-shot. Sequels: “Thou Art Too Dear” and “Our Revels” Series is Complete.
Brief summary: G1. All too late, one realizes the impact his best friend had on his life. Saying goodbye is never easy. Especially when you've never had to before. Or thought you'd have to.
Excerpt: “Just…” the wounded mech sighed apologetically. In a softer voice, one only his twin ever heard he asked, “Just talk to me, Sides.”
“I thought you hated my ‘inane babbling,’” Sideswipe accused humorously. “What should I talk about?”
“Correction. I hate your inane babbling when I have better things to do than pretend to listen,” Sunstreaker replied with an utmost solemn expression that could put the late Prowl to shame. “I don’t care. Tell me a story.”
“A story?” Now he was definitely confused. He hadn’t asked for a story since he was a young infant.
“Yeah. One about a handsome and brave warrior who became a galactic war hero as he saved the day time and time again. Femmes worshiped him and mechs fought just for the chance to serve under his command.”
A wry fox-like grin came onto his brother’s face. “And was his name, by chance, Sunstreaker?”
“Oh, you know that one too? It’s one of my favorites.”


Fic is here and the sequels can be found in the author`s page here

Claim: Transformers
Title: Experiences
Author: Ithilas
Characters: Sam, Bee, Lenox all the Transformers in the movie and more.
Prompt: 10. Fandom cliche. = Allspark!Sam
Rating: PG-13
Length: chapters. WIP.
Brief summary MovieVerse The Decepticons found the Witwicky family when Sam was only eight. What kind of life do you live when you've been raised by an Autobot named Bumblebee?
Author`s Note:I had this idea one night while I was reading a fic about Sam becoming the Allspark after Mission City. I toyed around with the idea of him actually agreeing to become it, rather than it being a side effect of being there at its destruction. Unfortunately none of the ideas I had meshed well with how I thought Sam’s reaction in general would be. So to fix that I had to think of a way around it. The only feasible thing I could think of was what if the Decepticons found his family before Bumblebee and way before the timeline the movie gives us? A Sam raised by Bumblebee is something I have yet to see, and so I decided that idea would work with where I want this fic to eventually go. I hope you all like it and let me know what you think. Just to warn you all first, this chapter is a mishmash of the past nine years, including Mission City. More of Sam’s growing years will come up in later chapters, so most of this now is just to give ysou an idea of what his life has been like okay?

Fic Here

Claim: Transformers
Title: In the Garden
Author: writer29
Characters: Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee, mentions of Mikaela Banes and Miles Lancaster.
Prompt: 46. Reccer's Choice and 10. Fandom cliche = Allspark!Sam (with an awesome twist)
Rating: PG.
Length: Drabble.
Brief summary: . Golden Compass/Transformers (Movie-verse) semi-crossover. Bumblebee knew what dæmons were, but though he became used to these physical souls in time, there was something subtly wrong about the dæmons of these Allspark-creatures. They were at once a testament of, and yet at the same time a rejection of, their surviving humanity.
Excerpt: In the end they shouldn’t really have been surprised that the Allspark affected the humans thusly. At their core, the humans were very much like the Allspark, and like the Cybertronians. They were equally creators and destroyers, equally creatures of hatred and love.

No one knew where the Allspark was; just that something in the three humans resonated with it, and it had granted them some of its powers. Many believed it to be in Tranquility, protected by the three humans who lived outside of Decepticon control or Autobot protection, though attempts to recover it from both sides met with…with very grim results.


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Claim: Star Wars, Anakin/Obi-Wan
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic
Title: The Others
Author: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Rating: PG-13
Length: short
Brief summary: Crackiness ensues as Anakin and Obi-Wan discover the uses of Orders 1 through 65 in this fun little fic.
Link: http://citizenjess.livejournal.com/801717.html#cutid1



Claim: Star Wars, Anakin/Obi-Wan
Prompt: 31. Weapons
Title: The Measure of a Jedi
Author: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Rating: R
Length: medium
Brief summary: Obi-Wan is forced to confront the darkness that lives inside his padawan as secrets are revealed and paths are altered.
Link: http://bodeewan.livejournal.com/7712.html
[identity profile] ten-arashi.livejournal.com
Claim: House/Wilson
Title: TV Doctors
Author: [livejournal.com profile] nualanightbloom 
Characters: House, Wilson
Prompt: #15. Crack!fic
Rating: PG-13
Length: Medium
Brief summary: House gets hooked on a new TV show about a genius, misanthropic doctor and his startlingly young oncologist friend. Much meta and pre-slash ensues. Just plain funny, in a deliciously meta way.
Excerpt:
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Link: TV Doctors

Claim: House/Wilson
Title: ‘Towards an Understanding of the Catabolic Nature of the Human Male’
Author: [livejournal.com profile] topaz_eyes 
Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, OCs, the Ducklings (mentioned)
Prompt: #16. Teamwork
Rating: NC-17
Length: Long (almost epic)
Brief summary: It is the Victorian times, and seasoned doctor House has just met new, young, gynecologist James Wilson. And he has a new theory to test regarding the nature of the female hysterical paroxysm, which he is eager to test out – or, rather, have Wilson test out on him. A wonderful fic that seamlessly mixes the AU setting with canon.
Excerpt:
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Link: Towards and Understanding of the Catabolic Nature of the Human Male
[identity profile] suntzu-s.livejournal.com
My Harry Potter:Neville Longbottom Table

Claim: Harry Potter: Neville Longbottom
Prompt: 15: Crack!fic
Title: The Internet's for Porn 404 Errors and Other Nifty Muggle Terms
Author: [livejournal.com profile] eeyore9990
Rating: NC-17
Length: Short
Brief summary : Neville/Bill. It’s just out and out smutty fun!
excerpt )
Link: The Internet's for Porn 404 Errors and Other Nifty Muggle Terms


Claim: Harry Potter: Neville Longbottom
Prompt:16: Team Work
Title: Misjudging The Situation
Author: [livejournal.com profile] irana
Rating: R
Length: 5000
Brief summary: Draco/Neville pairing, where Draco wants Neville but Neville wants Harry,right?

excerpt )
Link: Misjudging The Situation
[identity profile] luvscharlie.livejournal.com
Harry Potter: Charlie Weasley Table

Claim: Harry Potter: Charlie Weasley
Prompt: 21. Epiphany
Title: The Secret of Charlie's Success
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ragdoll
Rating: NC-17
Length: 2,700
Brief summary: This is a story about Charlie and Bill Weasley during their days at Hogwarts, Charlie's superstitions. It is NC-17 for a reason, but I don't want to give anything away, as it's one of my favorite Charlie at Hogwarts stories. Damn, he's adorable.
Link: The Secret of Charlie's Success


Claim: Harry Potter: Charlie Weasley
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic
Title: The Cure for Curiosity
Author: [livejournal.com profile] likecharity
Rating: NC-17
Length: 6,158 words
Brief summary: This is a Charlie/Ginny/Bill story, which is typically not something that I like—Dear Lord, this is the hottest story of this type, I have EVER read. There is much Weasleycest, and someone needed to hose me down when I had finished reading it. It is seriously that hot. Seriously not for younger readers.
Link: The Cure for Curiosity
[identity profile] ghost2.livejournal.com
My Torchwood table

Claim: Torchwood
Prompt: 12. Humor
Title: Freak Lawnmower Accident
Author: [livejournal.com profile] netgirl_y2k
Rating: Adult
Length: short
Brief summary: I think the author's synopsis pretty much sums up this one: "A heartwarming tale in which the entire cast of Torchwood dies horribly." Short, to the point, very funny.

Excerpt. )
Link: Freak Lawnmower Accident


Claim: Torchwood
Prompt: 15. Crack!fic
Title: Trying to Communicate
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sam_storyteller
Rating: PG
Length: medium
Brief summary: An alien cat that communicates in LOLspeak ends up in the Hub. Cute, charming, and hilarious.

Excerpt. )
Link: Trying to Communicate
[identity profile] ghost2.livejournal.com
Doctor Who: general series table

Claim: Doctor Who: general series
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic
Title: RTFM
Author: [livejournal.com profile] fiandyfic
Rating: PG-13
Length: medium
Brief summary: Just after The Last of the Time Lords, the Master awakens to find himself a prisoner aboard the Doctor's TARDIS. This is a hilarious Matchmaker!TARDIS story centering on the Tenth Doctor/Master pairing.
Link: RTFM

Claim: Doctor Who: general series
Prompt: 30. Seduction
Title: I Dare You to Wear White
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shaggydogstail
Rating: PG-13
Length: medium
Brief summary: The Tenth Doctor is obsessed with the Master; the Master does not reciprocate his feelings. Or does he? Well, the Doctor is determined to win him over, no matter how hard the Master tries to escape his clutches. Highly amusing story.
Link: I Dare You to Wear White
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[identity profile] gwynevere1.livejournal.com
The Phantom of the Opera Table

Claim: The Phantom of the Opera
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic.
Title: "Happy Ending"
Author: Tam Lynne (LJ?)
Rating: K
Length: medium
Brief summary: Another cross-over with Les Miserables, this crack!fic is hilarious. Cosette and Raoul are perfect together!
Link: Happy Ending

Claim: The Phantom of the Opera
Prompt: 23. Time.
Title: "He's Dead Already"
Author: infamous tine (LJ?)
Rating: M
Length: long
Brief summary: I am always glad to find a fic that truly embraces Erik's madness and Christine's fear of him. Too many fics turn Erik into a schmoopy puppy. Erik isn't Erik without the sadism--Or, possibly, he's being merciful.
Link: He's Dead Already
[identity profile] kazzy.livejournal.com
Claim: Doctor Who: Rose
Prompt: 40. Confession
Title: And That Was New York
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shinyopals
Rating: 15 (the author says R-NC-17, but I would dispute this)
Length: Medium
Brief summary: A reunion-fic. The Doctor is still visibly dealing with the events on board the Valiant (end of season three). I can’t resist using the author’s own summary here: ‘The Last Lord of Time, The Face of Boe and The Bad Wolf checked into the Chelsea Hotel…’
Link: And That Was New York

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Claim: Doctor Who: Rose
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic
Title: Firey Death
Author: [livejournal.com profile] orange_crushed
Rating: PG
Length: Long
Brief summary: So the Doctor keeps the Master in the TARDIS and he and Rose set about trying to tame him. Rose, used to dealing with ornery Time Lords, does a bang up job. This is the third in a series (the other two are linked in the fic. I would recommend going back and reading the others even if it is simply because they are damn funny.
Link: Firey Death
[identity profile] slytherin-gypsy.livejournal.com
Fraser/Kowalski Table.

Claim: due South – Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski.
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic.
Title: After.
Author: [personal profile] spuffyduds.
Rating: NC-17.
Length: Long.
Brief summary: "Ray's not expecting to see Fraser again. Not in shorts, anyway."
Link: After.


Claim: due South – Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski.
Prompt: 16. Teamwork.
Title: Form 1879 C.
Author: Barb G.
Rating: R.
Length: Medium.
Brief summary: "Canadian red-tape."
Link: Form 1879 C.

[identity profile] slytherin-gypsy.livejournal.com
Jooster Table.

Claim: Jeeves and Wooster - Reginald Jeeves/Bertram Wooster.
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic.
Title: How to Write Jooster.
Author: [personal profile] innocentsmith.
Rating: PG.
Length: Long.
Brief summary: A hilarious guide to writing Jeeves/Wooster fic.
Link: How to Write Jooster.
Part 1: Dramatis Personae.
Part 2: No Joy in the Morning.


Claim: Jeeves and Wooster - Reginald Jeeves/Bertram Wooster.
Prompt:
16. Teamwork.
Title:
Bertie Wooster, Cryptographer, or The Code of the Woosters, Redux!
Author:
[profile] lucylou.
Rating:
G.
Length:
Medium.
Brief summary:
A story told in pictures. Also found on the net as "Jeeves-Wooster Whodunnit" or "Dear Sir".
Link: Bertie Wooster, Cryptographer, or The Code of the Woosters, Redux!
[identity profile] trekkim.livejournal.com
Claim: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: General
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic
Title: Color Me This
Author: Aaron Smiley
Rating: K
Length: Medium
Brief summary: This fic starts out seriously enough before turning silly. I like it ‘cause it’s just… fun.

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[identity profile] ladycallie.livejournal.com
My table is here





Claim:
Farscape, John and Aeryn
Prompt: 15: Crack!Fic
Title:  Ficlets Don't Matter
Author: PKAmmoTroup
Rating: PG
Length: Short
Brief summary: “You two know what I want, I’m the author of this ficlet and you guys are getting a little carried away here,” answered PKAmmoTroop.
 “What’s a ficlet?” asked Aeryn as she toyed with John’s belt buckle.
Link: Ficlets Don't Matter


Claim: Farscape, John and Aeryn
Prompt: 16: Teamwork
Title: Hole In The Wall
Author: [profile] thassalia    
Rating: PG-13
Length: Medium
Brief summary: Season Two Butch and Sundance adventure.
Link: Hole in the Wall


[identity profile] slytherin-gypsy.livejournal.com
Fraser/Kowalski Table.

Claim: due South – Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski.
Prompt: 15. Crack!Fic.
Title:
Gun, with Occasional Kangaroo: A Love Story.
Author: Punk.
Rating: PG.
Length: Epic.
Brief summary: A dead guy, a modern Shakespearean production, a romance novel with Mounties, a gun and a kangaroo (in other words, just your average "due South" story).
Link: Gun, with Occasional Kangaroo: A Love Story.


Claim: due South – Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski.
Prompt:
03. Angst.
Title:
Freak.
Author:
Beth H.
Rating:
PG.
Length:
Epic.
Brief summary:
Ray and Fraser get involved in a shooting.

Link: Freak.

[identity profile] ereini0n.livejournal.com
My Table

Claim: The Professionals ~ Bodie/Doyle 
Title: Mere Anarchy
Author: Rebelcat
Prompt: 09: Hurt/Comfort 
Rating:
Length: Long
Brief summary: Bodie gets hurt on a mission and Ray takes care of him. Except he's behaving all snarky and independent. (Bodie, I mean. Ray's just snarky). This is a rape fic, one of the best out there, very real and in character.

Preview )

Link to the story: Mere Anarchy

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Claim: The Professionals ~ Bodie/Doyle 
Title: Scot-Free 
Author: Rimy
Prompt: 15: Crack!Fic
Rating: -
Length: Medium
Brief summary: A really hilarious fic about money and cheap bosses, plots and partnership. Really funny, and the ending's great!
Spoiler )

Preview )

Link to the story: Scot-Free

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[personal profile] turlough
My prompt table/list.

Claim: Nsync: general
Prompt: 15 Crack!Fic
Title: Horny
Author: Pen, at Pen's Nest and [livejournal.com profile] pensnest
Rating: PG13
Length: medium
Brief summary: This is such an adorably cracked-out story from the early days in Germany. A unicorn suddenly shows up and takes a liking to Lance, how are they to get rid of it before Lou explodes?
Excerpt )
Link to the story: Horny or here


Claim: Nsync: general
Prompt: 33 Crossover
Title: It's Like Your Hand
Author: Giddy, at The Geekdom and [livejournal.com profile] giddygeek
Rating: -
Length: medium
Brief summary: An accident with an iPod and and Ancient toaster have unexpected results, letting Nsync spread their own special sort of mayhem in the Pegasus galaxy. This is such a typical Giddy story, hysterically funny, with wonderful dialouge, and a bit of seriousness tempering the hilarity.
Excerpt )
Link to the story: It's Like Your Hand